The pirates who print shoes
The marvellous Nick Cernis at Modern Nerd:
Printers jam. Printers clog. Printers demand that you curse them in ever-creative ways in order to function. Printers run out of photo magenta even when you’re printing in grayscale. Printers are not generally well-liked.
I hate printers, but I love Nick’s writing so you should go now and read this, his anti-ode to the humble and generally useless home printer. If you’re a writer and you don’t hate your printer, you’re probably not a writer. Or something like that.
